Well, PMB has a simple solution that could dramatically alter the face of politics for the better: political (haircut) reform. The proposed new law, which is straightforward and easy to implement in virtually any country in the world, reads as follows:
"No person shall be eligible for political office who parts his hair on the side and combs it across his forehead."
Examples of current politicians who would be rendered ineligible for political office by virtue of their haircuts are pictured below:
Virginia Governor (R) Bob McDonnell
Senate Minority Leader (R) Mitch McConnell
House Minority Leader (R) John Boehner
Without question, the disqualification of men who look like this from politics would make way for a whole new kind of politician, such as one who hasn't dedicated an entire life to becoming an establishment archetype.
